A blog dedicated to the far-flung heirs of the future. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-23570956-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @portedgotenks)http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/<p><span>When Ben Franklin was looking for sponsors to fund the Revolution he went to see the King of France. When the king entered the room, the entire audience bowed to him&#8230; All except Ben Franklin.</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>When asked later about &#8220;the incident&#8221; Franklin replied, &#8220;I&#8217;m American, not French. We Americans don&#8217;t bow to kings&#8230;&#8221;</span></p>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53389514114http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53389514114Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:12:52 -0700<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/portedgotenks/53324963142/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_53324963142" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <div> <p><strong><small>Mistletoe Kissing Prank</small></strong></p> </div> </blockquote>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53324963142http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53324963142Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:00:09 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b8060210e8980be925297f13e19aedb/tumblr_mhzfisQOss1s21f2yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53259669314http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53259669314Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:11:26 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me51h44XPa1qajjdco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53259575287http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53259575287Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:09:34 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxs5xNqfI1qe1u0zo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53243257317http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53243257317Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:00:26 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7e4646749fdc76f54811a3fb19f170e/tumblr_mn69fjB7Uj1qaxlo0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://englishmajormade.tumblr.com/post/51025740995/i-got-this-in-sociology-today-sorry-for-the">englishmajormade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I got this in sociology today. Sorry for the crappy quality, but I just really love it. </p> </blockquote>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53200669158http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53200669158Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:53:34 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/654306fa111bf7cee01fb3aca10115b9/tumblr_mnxeed2aUB1qagc5yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53200326203http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53200326203Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:47:37 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lteusu0d0K1r54seio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://s-ufficio.tumblr.com/post/53121186294">s-ufficio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fyeahsirvlad.tumblr.com/post/13458882290/thelightofdeadstars-goodnightvenom">fyeahsirvlad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelightofdeadstars.tumblr.com/post/13454305560/goodnightvenom">thelightofdeadstars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goodnightvenom.tumblr.com/post/13378075821">goodnightvenom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://shallowjokesandbrokenthoughts.tumblr.com/post/12363540050/the-educational-system-in-one-image-ahh-this-is">shallowjokesandbrokenthoughts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>The educational system in one image.</p> </blockquote> <p>Ahh this is clever.</p> <p><em><strong>“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Perfect timing. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yes ohmigod</p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>Admin</strong>: Kinda off-topic, but I think this is something that many of us need to see right now.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>This was on my English final, my teachter is awesome</p> </blockquote>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53200204526http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53200204526Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:45:32 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de9aca7babc494d1f326de0eb859cf27/tumblr_miqna0b22B1qb7fuio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53184875494http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53184875494Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:21:11 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be11932d1f1900f5b624f4363aac92b6/tumblr_mlnd3zDSnc1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/53176417429/niknak79-car-comes-with-a-pup-holder-lol">lolsofunny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/48602111449/car-comes-with-a-pup-holder">niknak79</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Car comes with a pup holder</p> </blockquote> <p>(<a href="http://lolsofunny.tumblr.com/">lol here!</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53184776591http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53184776591Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:17:57 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c94cbaef0a4ddee0740bab33526cf3a/tumblr_mh5o5w5Vea1qizk91o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/53181039594/harland-miller">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phillipsauction.tumblr.com/post/41398830004/harland-miller-incurable-romantic-seeks-dirty">Harland Miller</a></p> </blockquote>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53184697311http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53184697311Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:15:15 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d1e23172d68fcea0c7f0fe991209125/tumblr_mnvmu0TNP61qzleu4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53184547970http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53184547970Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:10:16 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b7dcbebe06bd31f1898c6a10be0610e/tumblr_mjb9gbhb7L1qlv4a0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53184320237http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53184320237Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:02:28 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46aedb17940b372c738b63ee1d38ec03/tumblr_mhqafq6MFV1ql8nfmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53184224658http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53184224658Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:59:26 -0700“Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.”<br/><br/> - <em>Meša Selimović   (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lngenua.tumblr.com/">lngenua</a>)</em>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53183965673http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53183965673Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:50:56 -0700“Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.”<br/><br/> - <em>Hunter S. Thompson (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://barbieandken.tumblr.com/">barbieandken</a>)</em>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53183922256http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53183922256Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:49:30 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8krhWCfd1rxuoymo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8krhWCfd1rxuoymo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8krhWCfd1rxuoymo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8krhWCfd1rxuoymo6_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8krhWCfd1rxuoymo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8krhWCfd1rxuoymo8_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8krhWCfd1rxuoymo9_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8krhWCfd1rxuoymo10_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mynameisjazmindude.tumblr.com/post/39028604531/les-miserables-i-cant-wait-to-watch-this">mynameisjazmindude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <div><em><small><small>Les Misérables</small></small></em></div> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53160577212http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53160577212Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:00:06 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6cc8d4f21a696b259560bc0c6f830a8/tumblr_mofvwy3nvv1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53089746388http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53089746388Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:25:43 -0700“There is no beauty without some strangeness.”<br/><br/> - <em>Edgar Allan Poe  (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://richmondcee.tumblr.com/">richmondcee</a>)</em>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53089515896http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53089515896Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:19:24 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ehn3MLKq1qj73e2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53089490410http://portedgotenks.tumblr.com/post/53089490410Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:18:40 -0700